Comedians

A comedian had everyone laughing with his hysterical and relatable jokes about aging. Chris Monty shared some of the strange things the body does when people reach a certain age. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear his bit about the aging process and the odd ways the body reacts to getting older. Aging is a completely natural, normal process. It happens to everyone, and nothing can be done to stop, slow or reverse it. However, that fact about the aging process, which is widely known and accepted, does not keep people from trying their darndest to do just that. Entire industries have been created to mask and slow the aging process. Many get Botox shots in their faces to hide wrinkles, and others use copious amounts of makeup to make themselves look younger. Whatever we do to our physical appearance, it does not and will never stop time, which is constantly moving forward. In a clip posted on YouTube, Chris shares what he has experienced as hes gotten older. He mentioned what happens when he tries to lie down for a nap. Oddly enough, as he explains, not every limb of his body wants to go to sleep simultaneously. There seems to be a different sleep schedule for his legs and hands. Like I took a nap this afternoon, he said. Just laid down and take a nap. Only my foot fell asleep. What the heck is this all about now? Do our body parts take shifts as we get older? Thats what I think what happens. You get to a certain age, your body parts do what they want to do. They dont tell the rest of the body. Later in the clip, he mentions going to the doctor and asking about losing his hair. He doesnt like the fact that his hair is noticeably thinning. He asked the doctor for some help, something to help keep him from losing his hair. He wanted something to keep it in. His doctors answer was to give him a Ziploc bag. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatzes airplane experience will have you laughing from takeoff to landing. The popular comedian shared an unexpected and hysterical encounter while traveling on an aircraft. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what happened to Nate when preparing to fly. Everyone loves getting away, leaving behind all their cares and concerns, even if just for a few short days. A vacation does everybody good we arent meant to work until our last breath. Its a big world with many sights, sounds, smells and tastes, so get out there and enjoy and explore it. While most people love vacations, no one loves traveling. The destination is great, but getting there is rarely, if ever, a good time. Unfortunately, that typically means traveling by airplane, which is always a joy (sarcasm applied heavily here). In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned what happened to him when he was on an airplane right before takeoff. As he states, the situation began when the woman sitting beside him almost missed the flight. In Nates words, she looked as if she was surprised and told at the last minute that she was booked on a flight. I mean, it looked like she just found out she had a flight, Nate said. Like, she was out on the sidewalk, and someone goes up to her like, Hey, you got to go to Phoenix now! But thats not where the story ends. She sits next to me, he said. Shes pounding this water, and shes got these headphones she bought in this plastic case, and shes trying to open them the same way a raccoon would try to open them. And shes eating it and clawing. She cant get it, so she looks at me and says loudly, Hey, do you have a knife on you? The clip ends with Nate hilariously responding that he had a knife and a gun, which one would help more? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze hilariously lists what hes banned from doing around his wife. The popular and incredibly funny comedian shared what he does that puts his wife on edge and how she responds. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nate explain what he does that annoys his wife to no end. Marriage is one of the most beautiful parts of life. Who wouldnt want to spend their entire lives completely and hopelessly devoted to and in love with someone? However, like anything else worthwhile, marriage requires much work, patience and care. Wedding ceremonies are extraordinary, emotional events in which attendees see a family created, where two people vow to remain with one another until death do them part. But its after the wedding that real life and marriage begin. Throughout any marriage, there will be fights and arguments. No two people will see eye-to-eye on every single subject; thats simply an impossibility and would also be quite boring. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentions what he cannot do around his better half. He also shares that she is not shy about letting him know what he does that drives her crazy. Some of them are unexpected, while others are pretty surprising. Look, theres a lot of things Im not allowed to do near her as well, he said. If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist. Those nudging days are long gone. Later in the clip, Nate stated that his list of restricted activities around his wife also includes eating, specifically when he chews. Im not allowed to eat near her, he said. I guess I chew louder than a lot of humans, and she has the hearing of an owl. If we eat meat, I got to eat it in the yard like a lion at the zoo. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A comedians hilarious stories about his interactions at church have the audience rolling with laughter. The comedian, Josh Novey, describes himself as a churchy guy and then mentions some of the hysterical and awkward situations he has encountered at church. Funny, awkward, uncomfortable and weird situations can and do happen anywhere there are people, including the church. Josh says that in addition to being a regular churchgoer, he is also a single guy. He explains what happens and what people have said to him in the church because of his single status. In a clip posted on YouTube, he shows how some people expect single people to do particular things in the church. Im a single guy, Josh says. Im single in church. Its tough being single in church cause they expect me to do everything. Every Sunday, my pastors like, Hey, were retiling the roof at 4 a.m. See you there! No, you wont. My phones going to be off. Later in the clip, Josh mentions how dating can be difficult, especially because, as he puts it, he can be awkward when interacting with others. So, Im at church; Im having a great conversation with this lady, right? he said. We connected. We were talking about a lot of stuff; we had a lot of stuff in common. She starts talking about hobbies. She goes, What do you do for a living? I said, Well, Im a standup comic. Sometimes people laugh. I said, What do you do in your spare time? And she said she likes to square dance. And I was like, Well, we both make bad decisions. Then, Josh says that because he is awkward, his words can become jumbled up at times, making for embarrassing and hilarious moments, particularly when hes trying to get a young woman's attention. He talked about what happened when he tried online dating. Psalm 126:2 Then our mouths were full of laughing, and our tongues gave a glad cry; they said among the nations, The Lord has done great things for them.

Tim Hawkins tees up some big laughs with his side-splitting golf song. The popular comedian has written an original tune about an activity that is a favorite pastime of many. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear and see Tim perform his laugh-out-loud song about the game of golf. Everyone should have hobbies and activities that help them distract themselves from the stressors and worries of everyday life. Its good for ones physical and mental health to get away from those burdens and concerns, at least for a little bit. Whatever it is, find a nice, relaxing activity and give it a try. You may even discover a talent you never knew you had. Golf is a popular pastime and hobby for many. Some people thoroughly enjoy it and cannot wait to get out on the links for a round of nine or 18 holes. Personally, I have never enjoyed playing golf. The game is entirely too slow and boring. Also, if I wanted to walk that much while playing a game, I would just go on a hike. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim sings about giving golf a try. As the lyrics explain, the game was suggested to him in order to ease some of his stress, so thats exactly what he did. He purchased some clubs, some balls, and a pair of golf shoes and even attended a few golf classes. Then, it was time for him to play a golf round. It did not go well! A few simple but hilarious lines explain what happened. Well, my swing is all wrong My golf balls are gone And I drove the cart into a tree And the country club banned me That sounds bad enough, but as the song continues, it only gets worse, much worse. Needless to say, he probably wont be playing golf again anytime soon. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously renamed businesses to be more accurate. Don McMillan has come up with entirely new names for several very prominent companies, which are meant to reflect what they are known for and what they do. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see some of the places hes renamed and why and to determine whether hes correct or not. Naming a business is a big, important step in the life of that business. The name of that establishment should always reflect what the company does and what it is all about. Business owners do not want to mess up this step! In other words, the name should be as accurate as possible. However, some businesses have become synonymous with their products over the years. When people think of ice cream, Ben Jerrys, Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery likely immediately come to mind. Also, many likely think of an overpriced, pretentiously named cup of coffee whenever Starbucks is uttered. But, through many interactions and visits to retail establishments, the businesses often become known for good and bad things. Maybe this is reflected in their name, and maybe its not. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don has come up with new names for a handful of recognizable businesses. As he states, he believes the names hes come up with are much more accurate and better describe these companies, and he might be right! In the video, Don kicks off his renaming bit by sharing his new name for the popular Italian restaurant Olive Garden. The name hes offered adds the item he and many other people love most from the restaurant. Next, its his surprisingly hysterical take on Ross Dress for Less. Its abundantly clear from his proposed new name for the retailer that hes not a fan. It should be called Ross Cheap Crap, he says, much to the delight of his audience. He also offers new business names for Spirit Airlines, In-N-Out, Trader Joes and Southwest Airlines. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously breaks down how and why his wife is never wrong. Using science, math and logic, Don McMillan proved, without a doubt, that its best not to ever argue with his better half. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Don demonstrated that his wife is correct in every instance, even when shes not. Marriage is one of the best, most rewarding things in life. However, like anything worthwhile, it requires a decent investment of time, work, patience and perseverance. No relationship between two flawed individuals will be perfect, including a marriage. There will be disagreements, arguments and possibly even instances in which youd rather not be around that person. But to overcome those bumps in the road and put those fights and tiffs behind them, the couple will have to reach some mutual agreement, a solution that both parties deem acceptable. It will likely be some type of compromise. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don mentions that the solution to any disagreement between him and his wife is that she is always right, and he uses math, logic and visual aids to prove it. In the video, Don begins by referencing his time as an engineer building computers and how he brought that thinking into his marriage. He explains how his engineering background has served him well in his marriage. Specifically, he mentions how he watched his wife vacuum one day and offered his thoughts on how she could do it more efficiently. She responded that he did have a point, so now, he does all the vacuuming. Later in the video, Don mentions money, saving and how to budget appropriately. He states that he is naturally someone who saves money, while his wife is more of a spender. Due to the most hilarious number crunching youve ever seen, Don once again proves that his wife is better at saving and budgeting than he initially thought. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins has dropped an absolute comedy classic with his side-splitting Karen tune. The Christian comedians hysterical song summarizes and describes the kind of person who has come to embody a Karen. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Tim perform the tune, which will have you doubled over with laughter. Everyone has their fair share of problems and issues. Unfortunately, thats an unavoidable but simple fact of life. Navigating through and dealing with these situations and circumstances can be challenging and even painful. But thats all a part of life, right? Daily life can be a grind and is already tough enough without someone worsening it exponentially. However, weve all encountered someone who, through their horrible attitude and actions, feels the need to do just that. This person feels the need to assert themselves in situations by providing their unrequested, unwanted and typically incorrect thoughts and opinions. In recent years, this kind of person has become known as a Karen. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim sings about that type of person we unfortunately all know well. We can spot someone acting like a Karen from a mile away. The popular comedian perfectly describes the actions of an individual displaying Karen behavior and how they always ruin everything for everyone around them. Her face turns red when shes yelling at a neighbor Or screaming at a waitress like shes going into labor And if youve had a bad day, shell make it even worse Ive seen her spanking children that werent even hers Each line of his tune is more hilarious and relatable than the last. Even if you werent aware of this term for a woman exhibiting loud, self-centered, entitled behavior, youve undoubtedly seen it in action. Right now, and right here, we can and should agree not to demonstrate any Karen-like behaviors. Life is hard enough already; why make someones day unnecessarily worse? No one likes a Karen. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A couple of riddles sparked big reactions in this comedic gem of a sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. The two brain teasers were enough to send one character over the edge and respond in some hilarious and unexpected ways. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the riddles and see how one character reacted when she had difficulty coming up with the correct answers. It's been said many times that we shouldnt sweat the small stuff. Who hasnt heard or read that popular saying at one time or another? Youll likely find it posted on office walls or even in gyms. Its typically said to calm someone down who is overacting to something. To be honest, that is pretty sound and worthwhile advice. Getting worked up about every situation and incident that arises is a terrible and unhealthy way to live life. Yes, we should prepare and do what we can to anticipate events and circumstances, but we cant control everything and must let go of things at times. In a clip posted on YouTube, letting it go was the opposite of what Carol did in a Carol Burnett Show skit. The sketch begins with coworkers, played by Carol and Vicki Lawrence, kicking back and relaxing in a break room for a minute. The two women are quickly finalizing some after-work plans together when Vicki asks Carol a riddle. She does this even after Carol pleads with her not to do so. Carol informs her that she has a terrible time letting them go if she cant figure them out. They actually cause her a headache. You can guess what happens next. Carol gets so frustrated and obsessed with figuring out the answer to the riddle that she gets enraged and lashes out at those around her. It worsens when someone else stops by their table and adds another riddle. Sometimes, its best not to sweat the small stuff. Philippians 4:6 In nothing be anxious; but in everything by prayer and supplication and thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.

Nate Bargatze hilariously breaks down how attitudes change with age. With spot-on accuracy, the popular comedian mentioned that our willingness to do things changes significantly as we increase in years. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nates take on our attitudes changing with age. Aging is a natural process that no one can stop or slow down. Thats a statement many people more than likely wont appreciate, but, sadly, its a fact. We get a little older with every passing day, hour, minute and second. Time, as youve probably already discovered, stops for no one. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shows that our attitudes and perspectives change as we age. Of course, wed like to think we get smarter and gain wisdom with age. That may be true in some cases, but not so much in others. Sometimes, as Nate shows, its just because we dont feel like doing what we once did when we were younger. I miss being young, he said. Your 20s are great; youre down for whatever. Your friends call you, theyre like, Do you want to go? Youre like, Ill go. You dont even know where youre going. But when you reach your 30s, your willingness to do as much lessens slightly. Your 30s come and youre like, Where are we going? How late are they open? Is it loud? he said. When you reach your 40s, thats when things start to change dramatically, according to Nate. Your willingness to get out and do much of anything plummets. In fact, Nate mentions that you might even get a little irritated at the people asking you to join them for an outing. Your 40s, youre Im not going! Im not. Im mad that you thought I would go! For many people, Nates take on aging and our changing attitudes is probably very relatable, probably hitting very close to home. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze hilariously reveals he knows nothing about history. The popular comedian says he realized this because of what happens when watching a particular type of movie. Watch the short but hysterical clip of Nate explaining what he does because he lacks knowledge about the past. For some people, school was not a breeze. It wasnt something they could do without putting in any or minimal effort. It was a struggle for some, and even to receive passing grades likely required a lot of study, time and effort. No two people are alike; school may not have been for everyone. However, even for those who had no issues with school at all, more than likely had a subject or two that gave them fits. Mathematics (me included) seems to be particularly difficult for some people to grasp. Who wants to play around with numbers anyway, right? For others, science and English were difficult. Regarding Nate Bargatze, his troubling subject was and is history. In a clip posted on YouTube, the funnyman shares that he lacks a fair amount of knowledge about the past. He is open and honest about his struggle with history and talks about the hilarious way he came to this realization. It all had to do with what happened when he watched Hollywood films about significant, important historical events. I dont know anything about history, he said. And I can tell because every history movie I watch, I watch on the edge of my seat. What is going to happen? I watched Pearl Harbor. I was as surprised as they were. Later in the clip, Nate mentions that he does buy books but has an issue with them. They contain so many words all the words. He would like a couple of blank pages every now and then. Is that too much to ask? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Hilarity ensues as Carol Burnett and Harvey Kormans play goes off the rails. Nothing goes as planned with their performances when their time on stage is intentionally and purposefully ruined, leading to many laughs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how and why Carol and Harvey were not able to perform their parts as initially intended. Entertainment is a pretty cutthroat, competitive field. Many people are vying for the limited number of positions and roles. Only so many films, television programs and plays can be made in any given year, which makes the race to secure one of those coveted spots highly competitive. In addition to the competitive nature of the entertainment field, there are bound to be those with massive egos and lofty opinions of themselves. People generally do not like and appreciate people like that and dont wish the best for them. That is precisely the case in an iconic Carol Burnett Show skit. In the clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Harvey play a pair of highly esteemed, big-name, recognizable actors who are moments away from taking the stage for their last performance. However, moments before the curtains go up, they are both rude and condescending to their understudies Vicki Lawrence and Vincent Price. To extract their revenge, Vicki and Vincent hatch a plan to ruin Harvey and Carols final performances. Things go as expected for the first few moments, but everything quickly goes downhill. The skit turns into a slapstick frenzy and an absolute laugh riot, with everyone hitting, slapping, kicking and stepping on one another. The laughs come nearly as quickly as the slaps and punches to the face. They are all looking for their time to shine, and as this clip so hilariously shows, they were willing to do anything to get it. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conway refused the king and queen entry into the palace in a hilarious skit. He took his job guarding the royal palace very seriously, to the point where not even the king and queen could get past him. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Tim keep the palace safe, even from the king and queen. Having a job and being gainfully employed is a blessing. Many people would vigorously argue whether that statement is true, but for most of the population, having a job is necessary. Unless you were born into an obscenely wealthy family, holding down a 9-to-5 is how everyone financially supports themselves and their families. Most people blessed with a job would very much like to remain employed for as long as possible. Losing a job is one of the most stressful and devastating situations someone can experience. One of the best ways to remain employed is to take the position weve been given seriously. In a clip posted on social media, that is precisely what Tim Conway, who plays a palace guard in a classic Carol Burnett Show skit, does. In fact, he may even take his duties too seriously. He hilariously refuses to allow the king (played by Harvey Korman) and queen (played by Carol Burnett) entry into their palace. They fail to provide the correct password, which will not cut it for Tim, and beyond the palace gates, they remain. Despite being completely flabbergasted and outraged at Tims refusal to let them in, the royal couple believe they may have found a way in. They essentially try to bribe Tim, offering him whatever he wants. However, they and no one else saw Tims demand coming. He would like a popsicle, but not just any popsicle. He would like a buffalo popsicle. I'm not sure how no one broke character and started laughing, but very early in the skit, after he approaches Tim, Harvey appears to be on the verge of doing so. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Wait but this remix actually ate 😂🔥

When you trying to find the scripture but the pastor already done reading the verses...Happens too often 😂

Will Ferrells go-to, favorite song will have you dancing and singing along. During an interview with fellow comedian Stephen Colbert, the popular funnyman revealed the one tune he could not live without. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Will name this beloved tune and give an unexpected and impromptu performance. Music is one of a handful of things that is universally loved. Its a lot like food in that way. Seriously, can you name someone who does not enjoy music? There are so many genres, sounds and styles that there is bound to be something for everyone. If you havent found a band, a musician or a kind of music you gravitate toward, you likely havent been looking hard enough. While music is a wonderful thing and is adored and enjoyed by many worldwide, most people can likely name their absolute favorite tune. You know precisely what Im talking about, too. Its the song that immediately puts you in a good mood whenever and wherever you hear it. You can sing every lyric without even thinking about it; its almost become automatic, second nature at this point. In a clip posted on social media, Stephen asks Will to name his go-to song. You only get to listen to one song for the rest of your life, Stephen says. OK, and it doesnt mean you have to listen to it continually. But when you go to listen to music, this is what you hear. What is the song? Without much delay, Will names Rick Astleys Never Gonna Give You Up as his go-to, top song. Immediately after answering with the popular 1980s song, Will starts singing the tune, and Stephen even joins in, making for a hilarious duet. The audience even joins in and sings a few lyrics. I guess there are some songs that you can truly never give up. . Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.