Comedians

A comedians math struggles will have you laughing hard. He details his issues with arithmetic, and his stated problems with math are not only hysterical but also entirely relatable. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about the young funnymans issues with numbers and mathematical operations. For some, school was a cakewalk. They could get As and Bs and ace tests with minimal effort, some without even cracking the textbook. Others likely had a more difficult time in the classroom. Their scholastic struggle was all too real, and no amount of studying may have improved their test performance. Whatever group you fell into, or whether you were somewhere in the middle, everyone had subjects that gave them fits and nightmares. For many people (me included), that troubling subject was math. Why bother with numbers when theres history, English and even Spanish class? In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Josh Johnson was completely honest about his hilarious struggles with math. He laid out his problems with math for all to see and hear, much to the delight of the audience, who were cracking up. Im not going to pretend to know math, he said. You know what I mean? Ive met math. Ive been affected by math, for sure. Math rules everything around me, yes. But when I tell you that the reason I dont want to hold, like, public office, I dont want to do any of that stuff is cause I dont want my math to affect anybody else. Later in the clip, Josh hilariously details a real-world scenario where math puzzles and baffles many people: figuring out the tip. He goes through the often complicated, long, drawn-out process of trying to land on the proper tip amount for the server. No one wants to be known as someone who is cheap or a poor tipper. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedians take on life as a heavier guy is too funny. Danny Johnson mentions some of the rules of the chusky lifestyle and shares some of his amusing experiences due to being a little bigger. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Danny explain chusky and how being chusky has made for some hysterical moments. We could all probably stand to lose some weight, or at the very least, improve our diets and become more committed to exercising regularly. How we eat and how much or little daily physical activity we get tremendously impact our physical health. Who doesnt want to be healthier? Comedian Danny Johnson understands that hes not obese, but also knows he isnt thin either. In a clip posted on YouTube, he hilariously describes himself as somewhere in between. Hes at a place he hysterically calls chusky a chubby-husky hybrid. After determining that his body is what he describes as chusky, Danny mentions several rules that must be strictly followed for anyone living the chusky life. These rules are hilarious and would probably work well for anyone at any age and stage or shape of life. Look, we have three rules in the chusky life, Danny says. Rule no. 1: Never a bad time for bacon or cake. Yeah, and if you make a bacon-cake, Im moving in. Rule no. 2: Water tastes the best when it is sweet tea. And finally, rule no. 3 for the chusky life: If youre short steps on your Fitbit, its OK to put it on your dog when you take it for a walk. Later in the clip, Danny shares what happened when he decided to run a 5K. He mistakenly thought it would be no problem and didnt need to even train for the race. As he shares, he was very, very wrong. 2 Timothy 4:7 I have found a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith:

Tim Conways funniest rabbit skit moments all together in one must-see compilation. The late comedic legend dons rabbit ears, paws, a tail, fake teeth and ridiculously long whiskers in these iconic skits from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see Tim portray a rabbit. The Carol Burnett Show is, without a doubt, one of the funniest programs in television history. Its nearly impossible to watch an entire skit from the program and not burst into laughter. The studio audience could often be heard breaking up within the first few moments of a sketch. Even those in the skit, particularly Harvey Korman, could not make it through without grinning and laughing. Many skits involved putting members of the shows legendary cast in zany, off-the-wall situations. While many of them were completely unexpected and out of left field, arguably none were crazier than when Tim Conway played a rabbit on the show. A clip posted on YouTube shows two skits in which Tim played a rabbit. Hilariously enough, both of the skits also involve our legal system. In the first skit, Tim plays a rabbit who happens to be a lawyer. Carol Burnett, who is also in the skit, is a woman who stands accused of murder and is seeking legal representation. She comes across the rabbit who practices law and cannot believe her eyes. In the second skit, Tim is a rabbit on trial for intentionally destroying a neighbor's property. While on the witness stand, Tim plays several tricks and jokes on the prosecuting attorney. Of course, it becomes clear very early that Tim is portraying Bugs Bunny. Hes even dressed like the beloved cartoon rabbit. The late Tim Conway was a comedic legend who could make an entire audience laugh with just a look. His comedic talents and timing were off the charts. Also, as this compilation shows, he was up for just about anything as long as it was funny. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Harvey Korman read Tim Conways Emmy speech and brought down the house. The clip shows that Tim was not only a gifted performer, capable of making an entire studio audience laugh, but also had a way with the written word. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Tims speech read by Harvey and to see the audiences reaction to it. The Carol Burnett Show is one of television's most beloved and iconic shows. Even decades after the show went off the air, its zany, off-the-wall characters and skits still have people laughing. The shows cast included legendary comedic actors like Carol Burnett, Vicki Lawrence, Tim Conway and Harvey Korman. While it was titled The Carol Burnett Show, and she was the main character, Tim Conway and Harvey Korman often stole the show, especially when they were in skits together. Anytime those two were together, you could expect to laugh. As a clip posted on YouTube shows, those two dont even have to be on stage together to steal the show. In the video, Tim is announced as the 1973 Most Outstanding Performer Emmy winner for his work on The Carol Burnett Show. However, Tim could not make it to the ceremony, so Harvey, after bounding up on stage, accepted the award on Tims behalf. While on stage, Harvey reads a speech written by Tim, which he confesses he had not read until he opened it on stage. Dear Harvey, if you are holding an Emmy with your name on it, congratulations, the note, written by Tim, reads. If you are holding an Emmy with my name on it, you were robbed, Tim. P.S. You know when we agreed that if you would vote for me, I would vote for you? Well, I lied. The studio audience erupts in laughter as Harvey finishes Tims note. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze hilariously reflects on his religious upbringing. The popular comedian mentions what he wasnt allowed to do and why he probably didnt get a lot of invites to sleepovers as a child. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nate talk about his childhood. When someone is or becomes a follower of Jesus Christ, they tend to act and live a certain way. Because of their conduct and how they carry themselves, they often stand out from the crowd. Thats precisely what Jesus was talking about when He said in Matthew, By their fruits you will know them. Christians are supposed to be different from everyone else. We are called to emulate Christ, even though we will continually fail to live up to that standard. It is often because of what we do and how we act that will make an impression and win people over for Christ, not by what we say. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares how his Christian upbringing caused him to act differently, sometimes in ways that probably didnt win him many friends as a child. My parents, they also became Christian when I was born, and everybodys still Christian, he said. But I got them when they were the most Christian. I think Jesus had more fun than I did. Later in the clip, Nate mentions how his television viewing options were severely limited growing up. He hilariously admits that when he happened to catch an episode of The Simpsons, he thought it was an R-rated movie being shown on TV. He also mentions a time when he called his parents because some people planned to watch a horror film at a sleepover. I was having this sleepover one night; at the end of the night, were going to watch Friday the 13th, he said. So, I stand up in front of them alone, and I say, I dont think Im allowed to watch this. I expected others to join me. No one joined. He then said that he had called his parents about the situation, and they were coming to the sleepover. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian on Britain's Got Talent delivered a hilarious parenting set and became emotional at the audiences reaction. The young mans material about raising children was hysterical. Given his touching response to the audiences approval of his act, succeeding on the popular show meant a lot to him. Watch the short, hilarious and sweet clip to hear his funny set on parenting and to see his emotional reaction. Shows like American Idol, The Voice, Americas Got Talent and Britain's Got Talent give people the opportunity to make their dreams a reality. There are talented people in this world, and for one reason or another, many never get the chance to showcase their gifts and abilities. Those popular television programs have helped to change that, and with a two-to-three-minute audition, people can alter their lives forever. In a clip posted on YouTube, Joseph Charm, a 32-year-old comedian, husband and father of two, went on Britains Got Talent and wowed with his hilarious routine about parenting. His jokes were completely relatable to every parent, which is precisely why everyone found him so incredibly funny. His jokes were grounded in a reality and an experience that every parent has gone through or felt at one time or another. The studio audience gives him a well-deserved standing ovation at the end of his deliriously funny audition. Stand-up comedy is hard, as Simon Cowell mentions later in the clip, but Joseph made it look effortless. He had everyone laughing from beginning to end. But the best part of the clip happened after his audition. Tears started to roll down his cheeks when he saw how the studio audience responded to him and his jokes. He was not the only one, either. His wife, who was in the audience, also got teary-eyed as she watched her husband dazzle on stage. The studio audience werent the only people who loved Josephs act. The judges gave him four yes votes. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian recalls a hilarious traffic stop in Montana. Jeff Allen mentioned the time he was pulled over in the western state and the officer's hysterical response. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear what Jeff did to get pulled over and what the responding officer said after approaching his vehicle. One of the worst things about driving is the possibility of getting pulled over and receiving a ticket. For many people, money is already tight; add a $200 or $300 traffic ticket to the mix, and that already-dire financial situation quickly worsens. Nobody wants to shell out hundreds of dollars they dont have. So, thats just one reason why its always a good idea to follow all traffic laws. However, most people on the road exceed the posted speed limits. Some individuals see those numbers more as guidelines, and we all know someone like thatit might even be you. Its for that reason that speeding tickets are issued. Or it might be that the officer could not catch up to a speeding vehicle and instead settled for a slower vehicle to pull over. Thats precisely what happened to Jeff, as he explains in a hilarious clip posted on YouTube. He and his wife were in Montana, where he mentions the speed limit is 80. He also mentions how it is well known that police officers in that state give drivers some leeway with the speed limit, going up to 100 permissible, he claims. Well, it turns out he was wrong. He and his wife were going down the highway at 95 when they were passed by another vehicle, a Porsche, as if they were sitting still. Moments later, Jeff says he spotted red and blue flashing lights in his rearview mirror. I go, Did you not see the Porsche? Jeff asked the officer. He goes, Yeah, I was after him and then you showed up. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Getting ready for church has never been funnier, and this family nails it. The mother and father desperately try to get their children ready for church but are met with resistance at every step. Watch this short but hysterical and likely all-too-relatable clip to see this family get ready for church. Sundays are intended to be a time of rest and recovery from the prior week and to prepare for the week that is to come. They are also meant to be used to praise and thank the Lord. For many families, Sundays mean going to a house of worship. However, getting to church is often easier said than done. Anyone with children will wholeheartedly agree that even getting out the door for church on Sundays is a significant accomplishment. Children are some of the most stubborn and strong-willed groups of people youll ever encounter. Their obstinacy and stubbornness often come out on Sunday mornings when its time to get ready for church. A clip posted on YouTube perfectly captures what its like for many families trying to wrangle their children for church on Sunday morning. They desperately try, quickly getting exasperated as the little ones test and try their patience every step of the way. The video begins with the mother walking into her childrens room and politely asking the kids to get out of bed. She mentions this is the third time she has asked before the father bursts into the room and demands the youngsters immediately get up and get out of bed. Were either going to worship Jesus or meet Him, the father says. You choose! Once out of bed, it becomes a fight over what the little one is wearing. Honey, for the thousandth time, you cannot be Spider-Man to church, the mother informs the child. After the battle over the childs clothes, the kid refuses to eat breakfast and shoes are missing. All of this happens before they even get into the car. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old he will not be turned away from it.

Nate Bargatze cracked up the Saturday Night Live crowd with his awkward DoorDash experience. The popular comedian recalled what happened when he ordered fast food to be delivered one evening. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nates hilarious experience and what happened when he decided to have food brought to his house. No one wants to wait for anything. Developing patience is often a long, slow process, but, as it turns out, many people dont have the time for that. For most people, if they have to wait for something, that is entirely too long. We want things seconds after we order them. Thanks to technology and our societys general lack of patience, food delivery has exploded in popularity. Who hasnt at least used Uber Eats or DoorDash once or twice? In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate recalls a time when he opted to use one of those popular delivery food services and how it made for a hilariously awkward experience. In the short video, Nate is on the Saturday Night Live stage, recounting his late-night DoorDash event. Nate was hungry late one night, and given his love of McDonalds, he ordered from the Golden Arches using DoorDash. However, he still had one other problem that needed to be solved. Nate wanted ice cream. Yes, McDonalds has the McFlurry, but Nate ordered a Blizzard from Dairy Queen because of McDonalds menu limitations with their ice cream. He also opted for DoorDash to deliver his frozen treat. And I double-dashed it, Nate said. So, if you dont know, you can double dash it, and double-dashing is when you just keep peppering the guy. You know, youre, like, What else is open around you, you know? He thought the same guy would pick up both items, but that was not the case. One person picked up his McDonalds order, and a second grabbed his Blizzard. He had a problem! Now, Im like watching the GPS, and Im like, Theyre going to come at the same time! he said. He says that the two drivers did get to his house at the same time. The McDonalds comes in, drops it off, he said. Dairy Queen has to let him back out. He was just in the cul-de-sac like I was having construction done at my house at 11 oclock at night. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Carol Burnett thinks its the end, and its absolutely hysterical. The comedic legend believes that she is dying, and her over-the-top, dramatic reaction in an iconic skit will have you laughing from beginning to end. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to see how Carol acts when she believes that her life is coming to an end. Death, as ironic as it may be, is a part of life. No one will live forever; our bodies will wear out and waste away eventually. Its not a process that we can stop or avoid. Death is something that we will all experience at one time. Its also something that has likely significantly impacted your life already. In a clip posted on YouTube from The Carol Burnett Show, Carol plays an actress who is 100 percent certain that death is knocking on her door. She is dying; theres no question about it, she believes. The only problem is that Carols character is absolutely wrong. The skit begins with the doctor descending the stairs after having just checked up on Carol. She has nothing terminal but a common ordinary virus. Upon hearing those words, Carols faithful and attentive butler, played by Harvey Korman, slaps the doctor across the face. Moments later, Harvey and Lyle Waggoner, who plays the doctor, have difficulty keeping it together. Both have instances where they nearly burst into laughter. So, playing an actress in the skit, Carols character is super dramatic and over-the-top about the entire situation. She seeks to control every aspect of her death, even what happens after she is gone. Carols character dramatically and loudly discusses her death and her eulogy. Carol actually holds an audition for her eulogy. In the end, the only person qualified to give Carols eulogy is Carol herself, even though she likely wont be around to give it when that time arrives. Things go from loud and crazy to insane, zany and completely off-the-wall. The longer the skit goes, the more insane it becomes. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist shares his hilarious take on the story of Lazarus from Lazaruss point of view. The comedian takes a different approach to the miracle of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Johns take on Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead. Jesus Christ knows and understands what its like to be human. He literally walked among us, teaching and preaching. He experienced hurt and heartache just like every other human being. But even though, at that time, He was fully human, He was still the Messiah, the one sent to save humanity from their sins. During Christs time on Earth, he performed several miracles, which are recorded in the New Testament. One of those miracles involved raising Lazarus from the dead. Lazarus had been dead for four days at the time of Christs miracle. In a clip posted on YouTube, John looks at what Lazarus might have been doing right before being brought back to life. John mentions how everyone was thrilled to have Lazarus back. It was a miracle, as Jesus had literally raised the dead. However, Lazarus had been dead for four days, and, according to John, he was likely busy in heaven right before being resurrected. Just up there decorating his mansion, John said. Ok, this is awesome! I cant believe were finally here. This is great! He had a bum knee; hes walking better, feeling good. Later in the clip, John imagines how it might have gone when Lazarus was informed that his time in heaven was ending and that he was returning to Earth. Excuse me, is Lazarus here? John asks. Yeah. Oh, man, listen, we dont normally do this, but listen, weve got to send you back. Back to the Middle East with no air conditioning, sorry! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian jokes that every conversation between him and his wife is a never-ending guessing game. He mentions he and his wife have reached the point in their marriage where their memories arent what they used to be, which makes for interesting conversations. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how every conversation turns into a game neither of them wins. Time waits for no one, as its constantly marching forward. Of course, that means aging is a process that no one can escape or avoid. Even though we may exercise daily, eat a nutritious, well-balanced diet and take vitamin supplements regularly, we cannot and will not stop getting older. Thats a fact of life. That means that our bodies, over the years, will start to break down slowly. We cant do the same things we could once do at 25 in our 50s or 60s. There are many signs of aging, likely some of which youve already experienced. One of the most noticeable is that the memory is not what it was in our youth. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Jeff Allen explains how he and his wifes faltering memories have started to hilariously impact their conversations. Jeff says he and his wife have difficulty recalling people, places and things. Their conversations quickly become a series of guessing games. We honestly cant remember a thing, he said. We really cant. Its just a game show. We just start guessing and going, No, thats not... Later in the clip, Jeff specifically points out a conversation in which his wife remembered seeing someone on TV with whom Jeff had worked once. However, she couldnt remember the mans name, height or where Jeff had worked with this person. Jeff tried to help her figure it out, but in the end, things went unsolved. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze explains what happened when grandma went to get his daughter. The comedian recalls the hilarious and unexpected events that took place when his mother attempted to pick up his daughter from a friends house. Check out the short but hysterical clip to hear how this easy task was anything but simple. Every grandparent loves spending time with their grandchildren. There isnt a grandparent alive who would turn down an opportunity to spend time with those little ones. It doesnt matter the activity or reason or how little the time, every grandparent will jump at the chance to be with their grandchildren. Even if it means simply picking up their grandchildren from a friends house, grandparents are always willing to lend a helping hand. However, as Nate hilariously explains in a clip posted on YouTube, sometimes their help isnt always that helpful. It should have been easy, but things quickly and hysterically went off the rails. We had my mom go pick up our daughter recently at a friends house, and I texted her the address, he said. And she drove to the wrong house. He explains that his mom knocked on the door of the wrong house and encountered another grandmother. Well, this is no good, he said. This is like two dogs seeing each other through a fence. Its going to be hard to get them both back inside. The two women both quickly mentioned they had grandchildren, which began a long conversation. In all, the grandmothers ended up talking for 30 minutes. Just two grandmothers, he added. You have stuff? I have stuff, too. They talked for 30 minutes. Its the wrong door! The clip ends with Nate saying that he had to pick up his daughter and look for his mother. This is one of those instances in which its the thought and the effort that count. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One comedian nailed the chaos that ensues on Sunday mornings before church. Many families likely have quite the experience while getting ready for and on the drive to church on Sundays. Watch the short but hysterical video to hear the comedians spot-on take on the craziness that happens on Sunday mornings. Everyone has busy schedules, which often pull them in 100 different directions. However, Sundays are days set aside for rest, praising and thanking the Lord for all He has done. They are intended to be used to slow down from our busy, chaotic schedules and everyday routines. Of course, that does not always happen, especially when youve got children. Anyone with children knows that wrangling and corralling them for church on Sunday morning is often anything but peaceful and serene. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Ken Davis perfectly and hilariously describes what many families with children go through on Sunday mornings when getting ready for and making their way to church. In the opening moments of his stand-up bit, Ken mentions how children on their way to church will find any reason to fight. Often, their disagreements are over nothing. I had two beautiful daughters on the way to church sit in the back of the car and fight like mortal enemies over nothing, he said. This is why we have brain damage. Its why Im an idiot. Its part of the reason why Im an idiot. This is my side of the car. And I had girls. Girls cannot argue without messing with their clothes. Later in the clip, he hilariously mentions how parents respond to their fighting children while driving. Then you say something that makes no sense, he said. You want me to come back there? Let me tell you what your kids are thinking. Theyre going, Yeah, come on back. Come on, youre doing 75 miles an hour. Come on back. Lets see what happens to the car. Ken mentioned he got some unexpected parenting advice from an audience member once. The man shared what he learned to do that makes parenting while driving a little easier. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

Tim Hawkins went on a hilarious rant about an odd idea for a business. The popular comedian mentioned the company was trying to mix two things that should never go together. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Tims take on the strange idea for a business. You'll have to work for a living unless youre a trust fund kid or someone born into an extremely wealthy family. Holding down a job is simply a reality of life. Hopefully, that 9 to 5 is something that at least halfway interests you because dreading going to work every day would be a horrible way to live. Most people apply for a position at a business, go through the interview process and then, if everything works out, get hired and start working at the company. Thats the conventional route. But some people strike out on their own and start their own business. Some of them succeed, while many of them fail. In a clip posted on social media, Tim mentioned seeing a billboard advertising a business attempting to mix two things that probably shouldnt ever go together: drinking and ziplining. I remember driving through Kentucky. I saw a billboard; it said, it was a sign for a business that said Zip and Sip, he said. It was ziplining and wine tasting. What a great combo that is. What goes good with ziplining 100 feet off the ground? Booze! They should call that place, Zip and Sip, Lose Your Grip and Break a Hip, thats what they should call it. Put that zipline over a cemetery; just cut out the middleman on that one. That may not be the best idea for a business. Can you imagine how much insurance must be for a place like that? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatzes chocolate milk fight with his wife is relatable and hilarious. The popular comedian hilariously shared how and why the delicious, chocolatey drink led to a fight with his better half. Watch the short but hilarious video to hear why chocolate milk started a big fight between him and his wife. Marriage is a life-long commitment. Its a vow and a promise that you will stick with this person through the good times and the bad, through everything life throws at you. Part of those bad, challenging times in a marriage will include arguments. Two people will not see eye-to-eye on every single topic, so disagreement will occur. Every person who has been married for a significant amount of time understands that arguments happen. Some couples may have them more regularly than others. Hopefully, there will be some resolution or compromise in the end. But these arguments can and will be about some of the weirdest, most off-the-wall stuff. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explains how chocolate milk was to blame for a heated argument between him and his wife. We got in a fight once over chocolate milk, he said. We didnt talk for 24 hours. He goes on to explain that he had unexpectedly brought home some chocolate milk, which led his wife to question this move. He responded that he had heard that chocolate milk is supposed to be consumed after working out. His wife questioned that line of thinking. And shes, like, Thats not true, he said. And I was, like, Well, theres a commercial on TV that probably looked into it more than you did. So, I decided to listen to them. This led to even more back-and-forth, in which she said the commercial was nothing more than Big Milk. He then confessed that his wife went to college, and he did not. However, he does mention that her studies did not include chocolate milk anywhere. As Nate hilariously shows, chocolate milk is good, but it could be an argument waiting to happen. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.